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Dennis Miller was the seemingly oddly-matched host for the night’s three hour extravaganza, coming to us live from Corpus Christi, Texas.  Miller came out to virtually zero pop but he ran with it, making fun of his surprise at the pyrotechnics.  His shtick did not go over well with the crowd at all.  He plugged USA [...]

Mark Cuban was the guest host as RAW kicked off live from Dallas!  He was introduced to a cheering crowd and came down from the crowd to get on the mic.  Cena’s music hit and the WWE champ hit the ring!  Surprisingly, Carlito was introduced and came to the ring.  Cuban took a spot in the [...]

RAW kicked off with a bang, live from Baltimore, Maryland, with special guest GM Verne Troyer!JeriShow came out to start the show, dressed in suits and carrying their Unified Tag Team Championships.  Y2J got on the mic first to “clear up some misconceptions” about DX.  A montage of still photos recounting Jerishow’s recent run of victories, [...]

Raw’s  Thanksgiving special, was live from Hershey, Pennsylvania, and hosted by Jesse Ventura!
The first blockbuster announcement was that CM Punk would meet John Cena for the first time ever, later that night!
Justin Roberts was in the ring to announce Jesse “The Governor” Ventura, but RKO hit the ring instead!  He asked Ventura to break the [...]

Live from Washington, D.C. it was Survivor Series 2009!
We got right to the action with a traditional heels vs. faces Survivor Series elimination tag team match.  It was heels The Miz, Drew McIntyre, Jack Swagger, Sheamus and Dolph Ziggler taking on the babyfave team of  John Morrison, Matt Hardy, Finlay, Evan Bourne, and Shelton Benjamin. [...]

Zack Ryder defeated Shelton Benjamin with help from Rosa Mendes, in what is becoming a trend.  Ryder was about to get hit with Pay Dirt when the diva distracted him and allowed Ryder to score yet another victory.
Eric Escobar beat the still-inexplicably-employed Jimmy Wang Yang with a devastating running dropkick, after which there was a [...]

Cinco de Mayo!
The first match was between Evan “Air” Bourne and Tyson Kidd, who was accompanied to the ring by Natalya.  The commentators reminded us that Natalya distracted the ref last week while Kidd hit Finlay with his shillelagh.   Natalya pulled Bourne off the ring apron and then Kidd hit the baseball slide, however, the [...]

The show opened with a recap of last week’s contract signing, recapping the whole “Cena loves Vickie oh wait now he’s in the Triple Threat at Wrestlemania so he doesn’t but he has video footage of Show and Vickie making out” segment from the middle of last week’s RAW.  Then the opening ran.
There was a [...]